The Anti-Game
With The Game, you avoid thinking about The Game, otherwise you lose The Game.
With The Anti-Game1, you avoid forgetting The Anti-Game, otherwise you lose The Anti-Game.
Therefore, you are always in a state of losing one of the two variants of The Game, as thinking about one causes the remembering of its counterpart.
If you try to win both, The Game and the The Anti-Game meet and annihilate each other in a burst of gamma rays and your head explodes.1
Either that, or you're forgetful and managed to remember one and forget the other, somehow.
You're currently winning The Anti-Game! But you've also lost The Game. Congratulations! Sorry about that!
Credit for the [probably not new] invention of The Anti-Game, and the [definitely new] bad joke, goes to this idiot.↩